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26 August 2009 @ 11:21 pm
Sheepie was over again yesterday and we of course did more crack stories. :D i hope we aren't over doing these Sheepie. We did four of them, so here you are.

Of Korean Descent

Sometime in the night Donghae awoke to Eunhyuk crawling into a corner and crying his eyes out because Leeteuk had broke his fiery passion could not be contained within his chest. Leeteuk clutched his heart as Eunhyuk had needs too. He grabbed Donghae by the sea shore. Donghae loved collecting sea shells because they reminded him of Korean descent and was therefore hot like a man who had been falsly imprisioned for years and only now had been released from his fit of passion. Eunhyuk fell back onto the world ended and everyone died. The end. (Why do you always kill them? )

Love Bench

Leeteuk awoke from a dream drenched in cold sweat. In the dream (well nightmare) he had consumed his dinner. But he was still hungry. Kangin stared at Leeteuk, his fiery passion could not be contained. Leeteuk needed Kangin and he need him now! Not later when they went to the bench. The love bench. The bench of so much love it almost hurt his inside and outside feelings. Kangin cried "Oh why did we not think to put strawberries on the bed, in the shower, wherever you want to do it" Leeteuk pretended he hadn't heard what you did thar. And he approves. Does that mean I can you please just put up the Christmas tree?" Leeteuk asked. Heechul did and they all had a merry xmas.

Closet Rape

Yesung had a problem. He was hooked on phonicsand didn't know that mushrooms sang or that Kim Joong Kook really had a dance like that. "It really hot like a fire" "Why yes I am really hot like when I raped you in the closet. "When was that?" Leeteuk asked. "I don't remember what happened last night." Heechul complained "But it must have been good 'cause my pants-won't come off." Donghae pouted. Eunhyuk just reached over the river and through the woods to grandmother's socks. "They were hairy and scary and just-so so hot, like a fire" Donghae cooed into Eunhyuk's ear. He really was a sexy man beast.

Candy Shop
It was the worst blizard they had had ever. At this rate they woudl never leave a trail of breadcrums behind him so he couldn't get lost on his way to the candy store. "What do you really need at the candy shop when you have me?Ryeowook didn't want to answer the question. It always made him nervous when he jumped Donghae and dragged him to the bedroom. "Im not ready to go to the beach yet" Donghae called. "I still need to put on  my face. Now!" Leeteuk shrieked before he was crushed by Kang In's passion could not be contained, it was like sometimes when Kyuhyun got really quiet and sneaky and goregous and then they had hot uncontrollable Donghae.

Current Location: Living room
Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: just the sounds of the night
kalchan: BB beethoven viruskalchan on August 28th, 2009 01:43 am (UTC)
Okay I didn't read any of these but I was watching jessica's icon (from OHSHC?) and was like aww how cute and then the jumping up and down just got less cute and suddenly it turned dirty. This icon is now ruined for me. I can never look at it the same way again.
thaurermellon: rape (why?)thaurermellon on August 28th, 2009 03:08 pm (UTC)
Why do you have pollute my mind and ruin everything that's pure and innocent in my life? You break my heart.
kalchan: Baby and Mekalchan on August 29th, 2009 06:09 pm (UTC)

okay I'll stay away now then.
thaurermellon: Sad facethaurermellon on August 30th, 2009 12:46 am (UTC)
I still love you like the man that you are!! Don't leave me!